February 2012
Ugh
How did I get on the list for all these bogus tumblr-staff messages?
Last week, I woke up to cat vomit and dog diarrhea. No cat vomit today. :/
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Letter to humanity: "suck my dick, bitches" -...
Wikileaks publishes proof of global corruption on a massive scale.
a life of fragments: Transethnic FTW →
brandx:
youarenotyou:
brandx:
Oh, for fuck’s sake.
Apparently a clutch of privileged, delusional bigots have hijacked the term “transethnic,” ensuring that us Class Bastard adoptees and foster kids encounter even MORE dismissal and confusion in public discourse.
“Transethnic,”…
Here's a really good chart showing what diseases... →
sourcedumal:
baddominicana:
fuckyeahsexeducation:
Includes giving and receiving oral sex with a penis, giving and receiving oral sex with a vagina, giving and receiving anal sex, giving and receiving vaginal sex, and analingus. It’s gendered, but it’s good information.
I once saw a chart that had the riskiness level of certain activities and what you could use to prevent infection. That’s...
“It’s difficult to understand why food inflation would cause riots in Egypt …...”
– How We Spend Money—in China, India, Russia, Egypt, Brazil and the US - Derek Thompson - Business - The Atlantic
“Woodstock is the great American orgy. This is who the Democratic Party has...”
– Rick Santorum.
The democrats are a massive homosexual orgy?
Interesting.
(via anticapitalist)
Does Santorum know that Woodstock is a town in New York state? It’s a pretty quiet town, actually, so this quote is just so funny. (via afunnyfeminist)
I’m pretty sure my sex life is way more exciting...
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Thrill of the chaste: The truth about Gandhi's sex... →
[file under: this shit never ends]
it turns out that the lovely old codger and favorite unarmed old brown man of wealthy white nations everywhere was obsessed with using his semen in the interest of nation building. color me vomit.
Thrill of the chaste: The truth about Gandhi’s sex life
Wednesday, 7 April 2010
It was no secret that Mohandas Gandhi had an unusual sex life. He spoke...
Dead white poets and their ishs
Things I wish I wrote about poets instead of lit criticism
Me: Wordsworth -- PLEASE TO BE REMOVING THE GIANT POLE AND ENGLISH FLAG FROM YOUR ANUS, IT'S POKING ITS HEAD IN YOUR VERSE.
Lord Byron -- YOU WANT ME TO DO *WHAT* TO YOUR *WHAT*?
Him: To Wordsworth -- NEXT MENTION OF TREES AND ONE IS GOING INTO YOUR URETHRA
Me: To Shelley -- ARE YOU SURE YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT THE WIND AND NOT SOME VAPOURS YOU CONSUMED
To T.S.Eliot -- OM SHANTI SHANTI SHANTI DID YOU JUST WRITE ABOUT RATS
DID THE QUEEN APPROVE OF THIS
Him: *dead*
Me: To Blake -- LAMB AND TYGER ARE FINE, BUT WHY WOULD YOU MAKE YOUR POOR WIFE HAVE TANTRIC SEX WITH YOUR NEIGHBOUR TO PROVE HOW PROGRESSIVE YOU WERE? COULDN'T YOU JUST FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE OTHER CHRISTIANS
Him: *DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD.*
Oh wait, do Rossetti!
Me: YES, YES I KNOW YOUR PHALLUS IS EVERYWHERE BUT MUST YOU BE SO WORRIED ABOUT IT IN EVERY POEM? MY DEAR FELLOW, WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO GUILT YOUR MOTHER INTO THINKING SHE DIDN'T PRAISE IT ENOUGH
To Matthew Arnold -- YES I KNOW THOSE COMMON PEOPLE WITH THEIR HANKIES AND HANDS AND COLDS ARE INFECTING ANARCHY, BUT COULDN'T YOU WRITE YOUR ESSAYS AFTER YOU'VE FUCKED MARGUERITE? YOU WOULDN'T BE NEARLY AS JUMPY IN EVERY LINE
Him: Y E S
And since I am about to read Plath, do Ted!
Me: To Ted Hughes -- I UNDERSTAND FROM PLATH YOUR, ERM, MEMBER WASN'T GOOD. TOUGH BREAK, BRO
To Keats -- YES WE KNOW IT'S A GRECIAN URN, YOU ARE THE ONE WHO SEES PEOPLE DANCING IN IT. TIME TO PUT DOWN THE CRACK PIPE DEAR
and Nietzsche -- YES I KNOW GOD IS DEAD, BUT DEAR GOD, MAN USE FULL STOP ONCE IN A WHILE.
Poems of the Dead: French Socialist Party... →
golden-zephyr:
In a February 12 interview on Canal Plus TV, François Hollande, Socialist Party candidate for president in the upcoming elections, proposed as a “solution” to the presence in France of Roma European Union (EU) citizens “the creation of camps … to accommodate them”.
The…
Reblog if you're gay, lesbian, bisexual,...
“Femme is defiance. Femme ignores the male gaze & tells patriarchy to fuck...”
– BOSSY FEMME (via clairebearstare)
Holy fuck, Claire’s excerpt of my post has HOW many notes? (via bossyfemme)
swanpinions: Otherkin Pride Stuffs →
arudem:
I thought I’d make a list of badges and keychains and such.
Zazzle’s having a sitewide 15% off, so: http://www.zazzle.com/otherkin+gifts is a good place to start.
http://www.zazzle.com/proud_to_be_otherkin_button-145823148220861844 is a nice, straight-up Otherkin pride pin.
“When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living in society, they...”
– Frederick Bastiat
Racism 101: Are you a Racist?: So You Think You... →
racismschool:
That is super fantastic, wonderful and dandy.
Really it is but that’s all you get. You know why?
No one should get rewarded for simply doing what is right.
I don’t like you more because I know you are one of the good ones. I expect you to be one of the good ones anyway. Doing what is right…
Indian High Court Rules That the Decision to Abort... →
prolongedeyecontact:
somepolitics:
In a significant decision, the Punjab and Haryana High Court last week ruled that the right to abort a pregnancy in a marriage rests with the wife and not husband.
“A woman is not a machine in which raw material is put and a finished product comes out. She should be mentally prepared to conceive, continue the same and give birth to a child. The unwanted...
Note-a-bear: stfuconfederates: Deaf Aspie:... →
stfuconfederates:
Deaf Aspie: Challenge to Vegans:
deaf-aspie:
violetbelle:
deaf-aspie:
violetbelle:
deaf-aspie:
Make me a vegan diet plan for 2 weeks. And if I like it, I’ll actually try it.
But it’s not so simple. See, I’m poor. And by poor, I mean, your…
10 Wasted Minutes.: A friend asked me a couple... →
10wastedminutes:
A friend basically asked me a couple months ago why I’m such a feminist. Specifically a pro-choice, sex positive, anti-rape culture type feminist. We were applying for a grant to start an anti rape culture art project (because we’re edgy like that) and she said, “Why does it matter to you?” I…