best picture ever
Best Quotes of London 2012
1. Weightlifting commentator: “This is Gregoriava from ****Bulgaria****.
I saw her snatch this morning during warm up and it was amazing.”****** **
1. Dressage commentator: “This is a really lovely horse and I speak from
personal experience since I once mounted her mother.”****** **
1. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: “I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother
and father.”****** **
1. Boxing Analyst: “Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths
in boxing, but none of them really that serious.”****** **
1. Softball announcer: “If history repeats itself, I should think we can
expect the same thing again.”****** **
1. Basketball analyst: “He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn’t
like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.”****** **
1. At the rowing medal ceremony: “Ah, isn’t that nice, the wife of the
IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.”****** **
1. Football commentator: “Julian Dicks is everywhere. It’s like they’ve
got eleven dicks on the field.”****** **
1. Tennis commentator: “One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is
that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them…
Oh my Gd, what have I just said?”
it seems like the older i get the larger the list becomes
Since people have told me stupid questions they have been asked, I figured I would share a few I have been asked.
As someone who is disabled/amputee I have been asked many dumb questions, here are a few. Keep in mind they were asked by grown adults.
1. Were you born with a prosthetic leg?
2. Is your foot real, or is that prosthetic too?
3. Woah cool costume! How did you make your leg disappear like that? (this was asked/said in the middle of summer, while I was at work wearing regular clothing).
I have been asked many other stupid questions. I’ll share more later. Ah the life of having a disability, being asked stupid questions every day. Lol
funny
This is a post about goats
I am filled with so many questions about these pictures: Where are they? What kind of goats are these? Why do they do that? I feel like if they were answered, I could come to a place of great profundity.
These look like there were taken in an African country.
My grandmother’s goats always got themselves in situations they couldn’t get themselves out of. Climbing on top of roofs and trying to squeeze through tiny holes and shit.
So, basically, goats are just like cats, except you can milk them, too. That’s good to know.
(Source: thewinxprincess)
Oh my god.
Best. Water bottle. Ever.
