You went through a phase where every film you were in you were taking your clothes off.
Yes. Stand there. Let me objectify you.
i remember reading a thing about how if ewan mcgregor was nude in a film, it was written into his contract that his dick could not be conveniently covered by any props or strategically hidden in any way
i didn’t realise until fairly recently how much i have to blame ewan mcgregor for in terms of my taste in dudes. WAY TO DESTROY MY LIFE, EWAN MCGREGOR.
i am FAIRLY CERTAIN that his penis was the first penis i ever saw when i saw velvet goldmine at like…12