(Source: shardeva)
/// Michael Fassbender in “Shame” ///
Why watch the movie when there are these gifs to behold and watch for the same length as the film?
Actual buttons used by the Richard Nixon Campaign in 1972.
I do not understand, did “dick” and “lick” just not mean the same thing 40 years ago?
Nope. “Lick” meant “to beat” (“If you can’t lick ‘em, join ‘em”) so it was a clean and unhilarious slogan back in the day.
so the alternative would’ve been “They can’t beat our Dick”?….
do you see this image? this is the computer generated image of what the world is going to look like in december of 2012. it’s a horribel sight isn’t it? stop this madness, lets prevent the ending of the world. stop kony 2012
stop kony from smashing some planets together he has the power
Actually it’s a replicated image of when Thea crashed into Earth to form the moon, but okay.
No, this is an MRI of someone dying. The brain releases a endorphins at the moment of death, making them feel a range of emotions. Tragically beautiful.
Say hello to mechanically separated chicken.
This is a picture of my friend Becky. She used to be a happy, popular girl until one night she snorted marijuana at a party. She died instantly. Please, don’t do marijuana. It’s the most dangerous drug out there. Please don’t wind up like Becky.
No you guys this is what an abortion looks like at nine months. Reblog if you’re against the baby-killing liberal media.
Oh my god you’re all stupid. This is Marilyn Monroe. Does she look stick skinny to you? No she had curves. Like every woman should. This is true beauty.
Wait. What? I thought that this is melting butter.
no this is patrick
T H I S I S S P A R T A
No, but I could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant.
this is what happens if healthcare and college education are provided for everyone.
(Source: killatubbie)
Tony with Butterfingers & Dummy



